commanderabutt:

american sex education

Anonymous;
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ when did stripping become a legitimate career?

sir-hathaway:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

image

Oh snap

SLAY

kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

Not all monsters are monstrous.

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and buttered popcorn